Ted Kulp
Ruby/PHP Hacker. Creator of CMS Made Simple. Owner of Shift Refresh. Father of Two. Avid gamer, amateur photographer, budding curmudgeon.
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Any decent programmer can learn Ruby in a week.” - Uncle Bob Martin. Sure, but in the same way you can learn to play the guitar in a week.
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My wife, regarding inevitability of open systems winning: “Remember when everyone thought AOL was the internet? That’s Apple today.” <3
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Isaac threw a tantrum when we wouldn’t let him go on youtube yesterday. Almost recorded it and put it on youtube.
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I’d be inclined to think a porn blackout would be more effective getting the attention of Congress. Do they act like they read Wikipedia?
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You know you’re a grown up when you go to the store, see brussels sprouts, and think “YAY! They’re in season!
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You know when your neighbour’s music is up way too loud when you can successfully shazam it through the wall.
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How do you know when you’ve just gotten off the phone with a hipster know-it-all? You wanna snap your phone in half. That’s how.
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Women talk to form social bonds more often than men. Men more often talk about themselves or things they claim to be knowledgable about.
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You want to use the bathroom? I’m required to tell you that the seatbelt sign is on, but do what you wnat
